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Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.12 01:39:00 - [1] Originally by: Misanth Originally by: Lana Torrin IBTL More like IBTU-S or IBTTGID Also I am GIOWUERL and my coffee tastes like SHIET. Do you COWPEE? ~
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.12 11:34:00 - [2] There I was trying to find a target to pew before downtime. It was pretty quiet though and all I managed to find was an exequoror wreck to pillage. I looted a tech II cargohold OMG! I had a chat with a local pie and failed to scan down a noob velator. I didn't lose my ship. Awesome.
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.25 16:57:00 - [3] So its the end of a low sec roam for me and I decide to have a bit of fun playing with mission runners. First guy I scan out turns out to provide a good laugh. Dominix running (I think) Smash the Suppliers. The one that you really have to take out as much dps as possible before the numbers overwhelm you. HEWHO > Lady Spank wanna be ninja GANKER ELO_AL > ninja ganker? HEWHO > gonna come into you mission and steal from you then call their buddies torep them while they destroy you ELO_AL > wow, as much as I dislike the majority of ninja salvagers, I'd probably just pay Lady Spank to salv the mission ELO_AL > I've got no gripe with Spank HEWHO > i know huh lol ELO_AL > btw, if you shoot at ninja salvagers, you deserve to be ganked ELO_AL > especially if you dont have backup HEWHO > I agree HEWHO > or warp out and let him get the aggro Lady Spank > doesnt work (especially when its this mission) Lady Spank > o/ hewho (I re enter his mission) Lady Spank > oh no! (He warps out) HA_ZE > HI LOCAL HA_ZE > HOW ARE YOU THIS FINE DAY Lady Spank > I am happy HA_ZE > ARE YOU, MISETER LADY SPANK Lady Spank > Yeah, reckon I've ruined someones chances of finishing their mission Lady Spank > because they where whiny ****es and warped out Lady Spank > and now theres too many spawns X_FE > where theres too many spawns? ;p HEWHO > Lady Spank u gettin all that good salvage? Lady Spank > well I would talk to you but you blocked me moron SB> [22:29:49] Lady Spank > well I would talk to you but you blocked me moron (cheers for the repost SB!) ALE_ST > lol, is stuff like this that makes me glat i read local. ALE_ST > glad Lady Spank > :) Lady Spank > idiot warped out from that amarr mission that keeps spawning loads of bs, now it'll take him forever to finish it (Smash the supplier?) Lady Spank > lol the dude who blocked me lost his battleship Erehwon Rorschach > haha ALE_ST > lmao Lady Spank > salvaged it but need to get the loot mothyowns > who? Lady Spank > HEWHO HEWHO > no you dont, (I am jumping in again in my punisher to get the domi wrecks loot and he turns up in a vexor, like thats going to survive if he warps it in) Lady Spank > :) Lady Spank > got the loot HEWHO > Lady Spank is a ASSHAT yeah im coming to kill. . . . lol mothyowns > gratz spank :D Lady Spank > only tech II stuff but better than nothing HEWHO > i gonnacome gank younow mothyowns > I never knew ninjas could provide such a fun game And a couple of fanmails 2009.06.24 23:21 --------------- Grow Up! you can keep the shtfor all i care :) U need it more then me 2009.05.15 22:55 --------------- FCK YOU B*TCH! So I sell most of the crap on market but since he blocked me, want to pass on one final message, so I do it via a renamed bookmark... The hopeful accept tick is the icing on the cake BTW, resistance plating domi isn't the best way of tanking 25 mission battleships + support.
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.06.26 21:48:00 - [4] Oh... maybe I got on his nerves a month ago too! Even better ♥ The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments
Lady Spank Amarr Sekret Kool Klubb	Posted - 2009.07.02 10:24:00 - [5] Originally by: Mzr Zed, I'm only gonna reply to yer *gotry once. If any of that twisted crap that you wrote would be true, I would be in a world of trouble. I guess I'm not there, if all this time that passed I've got corp and alliance mates standing by my side. And _still_ stand by my side after years. As for your so called `adventure`.. I can understand showing a guy where he really is in Eve. Helping him make a contact with reality. I can understand doing it for 30min, maybe a few hours. Hell maybe even a few days. But to torment the poor idiot in **ing detail for weeks, just for repeated personal gratification doesn't make you a good pvper. Or a good story teller. You're just a sad panda in desperate need of attention. For the rest, I'll see you in space. Just make sure you undock and `teach me a lesson`, preferably the same way you taught that poor fella you wrote countless pages about. And get the other peeps in yer corp to X up, something tells me you're gonna need them. n1 cry moar plz The quality of my replies is directly related to the QQuality of the opÆs comments

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